Welcome to news from the Krabby coffee shop with your host, Don McLean, from the adventures of Bradley and Don and my talk

107-1, GoLogic's newsman, Mr. FYI, John Height, and the Krabbyist guy in the coffee shop, Kenny Olsen.

Hi Barbie.

Let's go party.

Thank God that's over with.

I don't want to spend a lot of time ripping my talk because we both get paid from my talk.

But seriously, how many sedatives did you have to eat before entering Friday when you were forced to dress like Barbie?

I mean, I didn't sleep really the night before.

I maybe I fell asleep at like three.

Barbie is the epitome of perfection and beauty.

And that's why it's unattainable.

Now put a plus size middle-aged woman into a costume and say, this is Barbie.

It kind of stresses me out.

It kind of puts me in all kinds of weird self-conscious.

I already want to fight with you about your perception of yourself.

That's fine.

I'm not going to.

Because nothing I can say or do will hit home with you.

You would just stop listening.

But you sent me a photo and it was a selfie-style photo.

I'm going to keep this photo forever because you look glazed over.

And Brad is behind you over your shoulder.

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