Welcome to news from the Crabby coffee shop with your host, Don McLean, from the adventures

of Bradley and Don and my talk 107-1, garage logic newsman, Mr. FYI, John Height, and the

Crabbyist guy in the coffee shop, Kenny Olsen.

You've all been duped, all of you, and you're lucky that you have me to set you straight.

Oh!

I'm talking about gay people, straight people, trans people, drag queen people, woke people,

unwoke people, smart people, dumb people, all of you, you're all being played, every one

of you, you're all pawns in the grand promotional scheme of big business and politics.

We don't need boycotts, we don't need buycotts, we need to ignore all of the BS in liver

lives.

What in the Sam Hill am I talking about?

Sam Hill?

Yeah, yeah, that's a local thing.

What I'm referring to is the Bud Light fiasco and everybody that's weighed in with passion

and anger on both sides.

If you're angry, I don't care which side you're on, please stop.

And of course, the question that I've been asking myself, why did Bud Light decide

to throw a few dollars at the trans crowd?

It wasn't a huge promotion, it was a small promotion and it all went, you know, it all

held broke loose and I want to, let's hear from the marketing director.

Her name is Alyssa Heiner-Schneid.

She's the vice president of marketing for Bud Light.

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