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Welcome to news from the Krabby Coffee Shop with your host Don McLean from Jason and Alexis in the morning on my talk 1071.

Garage Lodgex Newsman Mr. FYI John Height and the Krabbyist guy in the coffee shop Kenny Olsen.

I dispute that. I'm not Krabby and I think my only goal here is to kill an hour of programming without making anyone mad especially me.

But Don and John I have to warn you I'm coming to you today completely 100% unprepared.

Don knows this John doesn't I've been engrossed in a barn to shop renovation I've been making an opening in the end of my barn for a big overhead door that's going in today.

But thankfully I know you two are prepared John you're always prepared right no no we just got a new floor in the garage so I've been doing that.

So Don you're always way way over prepared but first I think we need to clear the air and John doesn't know this because he doesn't listen to my talk.

Yesterday morning Don went off on me. Oh Don do you do you is there anything you want to tell the class?

No I don't I actually was hoping that everybody involved didn't hear it. So why do we have to talk about it now?

The gist of it if I remember right is we need to especially me we need to be more professional.

Well I in specifically where I was testing the mic and I was like are we ready to go that was left in the podcast.

And I was like what what is this and so then Kenny started to tell me about radio and how it works.

No I didn't tell you how it works I told you this is a technique called blah blah blah and I go I've been radio for 22 years okay it just sounds unprofessional.

That's a beautiful and you know what she reminded me of John she reminded I've turned into one of those guys oldsters and radio who I used to hate as a youngster person.

Let me tell you how it's going to be you all.

You're going to write your copy in all caps you're not going to use punctuation and stuff like that and I've turned into that.

I will say that my point in all of it was is that that is good if your audience knows you but you have to make friends with them first and there are a lot of people coming on board for this podcast who might not know you like that.

Right right all right well what did you bring to class today.

She chastised you again. Well I mean you asked me to so I was on a trip and I saw written on the back of a woman's car Venmo the bride.

I will send it to you guys right now they're trying to get money from people by the bride a drink Venmo at octa bride.

So that's her Venmo name and you can send her money but how do we know that she's actually getting married and that she's a bride and I don't know you so why am I going to send you money.

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