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Welcome to News from the Crappy Coffee Shop. With your host, Don McLean, from Jason and Alexis in the morning on My Talk 107-1,

garage logic's newsman, Mr. FYI, John Height, and the crappiest guy in the coffee shop, Kenny Olsen.

Don isn't with us today because she's filling in for Don of Valentine on My Talk.

And let's just be honest, John, both you and I wanted to call in six since Don isn't here.

Yeah, Don carries the show. We got no business doing this.

Especially with today's topic, which is just so far out of my league, so above my pay grade.

And it just, I know I'm a dummy, but boy, topics like this really, really bring it to light.

And the reason we delved into this, we're going to talk about Oumuamua.

And you'll find out what that is here in a few minutes.

But it's because of the Fermi paradox. Remember that, John?

I do, yes.

The Fermi paradox basically is a guy in the 50s sitting around at lunch with his brilliant buddies.

He was a Nobel Prize winning Nobel, excuse me.

See, that's how dumb I am, Nobel.

Thank you, Mr. Former President.

Right.

Right.

He was a physicist and he wanted Nobel Prize.

And he basically said, if there's extraterrestrial intelligence,

intelligence, why haven't they visited us?

He said that any civilization with a modest amount of rocket technology and an

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