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Garrison Keillor's Podcast

News from Oct 27, 1984

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Prairie Home Productions

Society & Culture, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

10.27.84Carl Krebsbach’s brother, Lyle, bought a new car this week from a St. Cloud dealer. The little red foreign car was not available in Lake Wobegon. Lyle saw a picture of this car in a magazine and he just had to have it. On Tuesday, the car wouldn’t start because someone put a potato up the tailpipe. Lyle has lived in town for twelve years so he’s still seen as an outsider. He needs some friendship.The host was at the Sidetrack Tap a while back playing the baseball pinball machine and doing pretty well but lost his last ball. Carl put his hand on his shoulder, which almost brought him to tears. Lyle walks into the Sidetrack and he still has to give his order when Wally knows the order of all the regulars.The high point of the week was the show put on by the Lundeen’s Gospel Birds up at the church. Attendance had been getting smaller and smaller so they needed to do something. The Deacons called a Christian booking company to book events at the church. Ernie and Irma Lundeen and the Performing Gospel Birds was the program on Wednesday. The church was packed. Ernie and Irma walked out in white satin outfits and they were covered in live birds. The birds were singing at the top of their voices. As Ernie bowed his head, the birds went silent. It was a 45-minute program full of flying and swooping and singing. The birds — dressed in little animal outfits — reenacted the Noah’s Ark story. It was stunning. The birds then took up the collection as people held up dollar bills. Then little parakeets played “His Eye Is on the Sparrow” on tiny silver bells. Finally, Irma said she was going to send the birds out to people as they were praying, and a bird would land on their shoulders. It was the blessing of the birds, and everyone felt blessed by this event.

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0:00.0

Well, it has been a quiet week in Lake Wobagon, Minnesota, back in my hometown.

0:05.3

Quiet as these things go.

0:08.0

Carl Krepsbach's brother-in-law Lyle bought himself a new car, though, on Monday.

0:12.4

People were talking about that for a few days.

0:15.9

He did not buy it in town.

0:19.9

Went into St. Cloud to buy it there.

0:22.6

In Lake Wobagon, people say you want to go buy a car in St. Cloud, that's fine.

0:28.6

Then you'll be able to drive your children to school in St. Cloud too.

0:32.6

But it was a car of a sort that is not sold in Lake Wobagon.

0:38.3

It was a little red foreign car with a sunroof,

0:44.3

which people there have never felt much call for.

0:47.3

They go driving, like to have a solid roof over your head,

0:52.3

but Lyle saw this car in a picture,

0:56.4

in a magazine advertised. Such a beautiful photograph, too, on one of those dazzling bright days,

1:04.2

and I think it was on the coast of California, a photograph of this car on a road high above the ocean,

1:10.7

and the photograph was shot down through the open sunroof

1:14.9

and sitting at the wheel was a beautiful young woman who was dressed in a swimming suit

1:23.7

which was barely large enough to be called a garment. Well, his poor old heart beat

1:31.6

a little faster, and he just had to have it. And I tell you, people were not all that

1:38.7

pleased about it either. And when on Tuesday morning he went out and could not start it

1:45.1

there were a lot of people just sitting down to breakfast up and down McKinley

1:51.5

Street who kind of turned and smiled to each other

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