Hello there my very good friends on today's wrestling news.

Brock Lesner is back in WWE already.

Where has LA Knight been?

A huge name has been banned from WWE.

And does Jade Cargill still have heat?

I'm Adam Wilborn.

I'm Andy H. Murray, the H. today stands for Hearts Hibsditt.

I'm on day two of this.

This is the news. Living my pettiest life. Anyway, hey, by the way, Hart's hands, I am sorry, but our team's won the exact same amount of trophies this year, so it's all good. Anyway, brought Lesnar's back. That didn't last long. Yeah. That retirement didn't last long. four and a half weeks thereabouts.

I mean shout to my man Terry Funk

but this is taking the piss. So basically, last night on Raw, Obafemi was doing his Open Challenge. And I think we were at the stage with the Open Challenge, where we were maybe thinking something a little bit different would be good. We saw that with Lost Garza, which was, I thought that was awesome, personally.

And it also makes sense that no one's going to be like, actually, I'd like to get my ass handed to me by Oberfammy. Exactly, yes, I am volunteering to lose in 30 seconds. That's my life now. Oba came down the ring, but before really even the entrance finished, he was ambushed by Brock Lesnar

who hit him with not one, not two, but

three, but four? Four F-5s? I said, I lost count. Yeah, there was a lot of F-5s. He hit him with a lot of F-5s. He was. He was. And he smirked and he left the ring. So later on, after the commercial break, Adam Pierce, he found Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman's all smug. Adam Pierce is furious. Adam Pierce is like, that man is retired. I filled out his retirement form. Yada, yada, yada. Paul Heyman said, hello, I have a match contract here for Clash in Italy. Brought Eisenvers already signed it. So it looks like we're getting that probably that match, round two.

But the real story here. The real story is not that Brought Lesnar's back or that you retired for four weeks. Or that he left his boots in the ring, his gloves in the ring, all of that stuff. Charity work, community work. The real story is, did you see what happened to his trousers? Oh no. what happened this time.

They were at Dorbid again, brother.

It does. see what happened to his trousers? Oh no, what happened this time? They were ripped open again, brother. It's just funny, isn't it? So it was on the second... Arrive, ripped trousers, leave. That's the second time in about seven, eight months. Yeah, there was the R-Truth one, didn't really, which split his... That's right. So he split his ass open again. That's good. Which is the real headline here. He like, I think it was on the second F5. It just went, so. He didn't have boxer shirts on, so, you know, you didn't, it wasn't violating PG protocol. Did you see that Arsenal player last night we got his full ass out on top. He like slid and his shorts went down.

All right.

It's like Phil Bab and the goalpost back in the day.

This happens to brought quite a lot.

I mean, he's had the two tears.

He fell over the other month.

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