The Athletic FC Podcast Network.

Hello and welcome to the TIFO football podcast.

I'm Joe Devine and I'm delighted today to be joined by JJ Ball.

Hello!

John McKenzie.

Mini Baby Bell is in an Edam-style cheese made from pasteurised milk.

Edam style.

Now this was the key.

At the end of the episode, we were trying to decide, is a Baby Bell really made of Edam?

Or is it simply made of an Edam-style cheese?

Only has four ingredients. Just four. And that's how they get, the great taste of Baby Bell. And the owners of Baby Bell can't be in the same room in case one of them dies so that they can keep the secret forever. That's a throw forward and a callback. Hey, speaking of Baby Bell, it's Ruben Pender. Yay! Yay! I prefer Port Saloo.

Fair enough, of course.

Port Saloo, though, it's always the kind of cheesy sort of thing. Well, you can get it in the Sainsbury's, but you can also get it in an ASDA. And I think it's like pretending to be sort of all-middle-class than it is. Port-Salu. It's not Salute. I don't think you pronounce the tea

I've got a weird feeling that like

I feel like with all cheeses

you're not supposed to pronounce the tea

if they're French. Red Leicester. I feel like cheese in the supermarket is sort of like one of those things from 1984. You know where nothing tasted anything. What are you doing, John? I'm just on Wikipedia. No, that's, no, no, no. You've become too casual here.

That's too casual for everyone, okay?

And it shan't be...

He's such a bad guy.

Oh my God, it's like you've given a little monkey a button to press and he'll get food.

Oh, my God. Boss salute. Anyway, today we spoke about Newcastle United, who won a trophy for the first time in 70 years. I can see you're about to press the Ports of the blue button. I'm not. I've just closed the slack notification. Keep your hands away from the computer. I'm back on the Sunday Times. Honestly, I'm about 30 seconds away from... I don't want to lose my job, but I might physically assault you, okay? Do you know the guy... I've never punched anyone in the face before, but today I'm really close. There's a guy on the Sunday Times Rich List who has made two billion pounds. Oh, what the hell are you doing? He's made two billion pounds just being the company director of Ineos.

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