Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Newcastle finally ended their long trophy drought, putting Liverpool to the sword in their Wembley bout.

Dan Byrne headed home and the underdog came through.

It was a win for the neutral and for sports washing too.

In the Premier League, Arsenal wedge closer to the top,

Man City season continues to be afloat.

Big Ange crept closer towards the chop

and Man United pushed Lester further towards the drop.

We had a huge top of the table clash in Spain

as Barcelona del Atletico Madrid another dose of pain.

In Italy, Inter improved their Scudetto chances as Atalanta and Napoli failed to make advances.

And in Germany, by Levikus and came back and scored four as by Munich faltered once more.

And in MLS, all is swell as Leo Messi got a goal in the ATL.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, your friend, my friend, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Sports washing, more or less still undefeated. Is that correct? I feel like I have that record, correct? Yeah, I mean, it's on the it's on the wave in Manchester, arguably, but otherwise it's doing well. It's strong. Yeah. For as much effort as we've put into combating sports washing, it feels like it's still doing pretty okay on its own. Yeah. PSG, likable team, Newcastle, yay for them. Yeah. Yeah, it's happening. Dissident journalists, a problem. No? No, just me? All right. I guess it's worked too well, my bad. Just you and a few others. Graham Rufflin's here. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you? Did you have fun at your, I've been meaning to ask you this since you dropped into our chat over the weekend? Did you have fun at your villa knees up over the weekend? Do you have a John McGinn tattoo? No. So I was in a St. Patrick's Day themed bar this weekend and it's an Aston Villa bar because Charlotte, of course, is full of Aston Villa fans. The owner of this bar loves Aston Villa. Basically does everything Aston Villa themed. I've said Aston Villa a lot. A lot of Claret and Blue in that place. It was fun, Graham. Thanks for asking. Yeah, see, I envisage a place where they're giving out John McGinn tattoos for free, for anyone who wants them.

So I'm planning on. It was fun, Graham. Thanks for asking. Yeah, see, I envisage a place where they're giving out John McGinn tattoos for free, for anyone who wants them.

So I'm planning on visiting at some point in the future to add to my collection of John McGinn tattoos, of course.

Very good. Fantastic stuff. Yeah, they're getting some legends, some villa legends coming over soon for a game as well.

More on that, if they choose to sponsor Total Soccer Show.

Hi Joe.

Joe. Joe Lowry's here.

Hey, hello. Taylor wants to talk, but I'm going to talk anyway.

First of all, Graham wants someone to ask him about his kit because it's a great kit.

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