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My Therapist Ghosted Me

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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but not before they've discussed a Virgin Mary statue with questionable qualities, a racy episode of Teletubbies and the reason why AI might not take their jobs just yet.

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0:00.0

This podcast is supported by Pratamanchai.

0:03.3

The new menu from Prat is now here.

0:05.9

From tasty new bloom resumages to flavour filled solids,

0:09.1

the menu is all of a great flavour.

0:11.5

And as always, they're all freshly made in Prat shops every day.

0:18.3

This is a global player original podcast.

0:30.6

Hello and welcome to my therapist ghosted me with me, Bo Guiliams and Johan Magnami.

0:41.4

Well hello, hello, hello. I would love to come on to Pratamanchai and not have to have an

0:45.6

absolute meltdown over tech. Why do people have to make it so hard, Joe? So hard.

0:51.8

People, which people? The people? Oh, I see. I almost forgot.

0:55.2

I'm understanding the people at all.

0:58.0

Ah, listen, I'm trying to be nice to Johan here because she's just so horrifically bad.

1:02.3

She couldn't let go of her cheap headphones. So we've been 15 minutes trying to

1:06.0

just try and they don't work. Sorry, my sadple headphones work perfectly. Thank you.

1:12.9

Grace, they're going to last for as long as you're as long as you're Louis Vuitton Bumbag, right?

1:21.2

Headphones, they're from Pear and they're amazing. And I won't have a word set again.

1:27.5

I'm going to burn them if I'm ever within your company and you still have them. They're incredibly

1:31.3

annoying. I do apologize. If you had spent the extra money on Apple headphones, think of all the

1:36.1

time that we've wasted here. So like, let's say you've spent like two hours in the last two weeks

1:40.3

trying to set up these headphones. So you've caused me and Joe to hours and yourself to hours.

1:45.2

That's six hours of work. You could have bought yourself a pair of Apple headphones.

1:49.3

What I will say, um, my dictator, man, what I will say is, I

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