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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

New York Will NEVER Die

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.66K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss if New York is dead, how to not get robbed, lockdown laws are for re-election not safety, Tory Lanez shooting Meg Thee Stallion and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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0:00.0

I feel emotional, everybody. I'm feeling, I got his right. I'm in my feelings. I don't like

0:11.9

people saying New York is done. I don't like all this New York is done shit. And I realize

0:16.0

what it is, this making me so emotional as you say, getting me so annoyed. I don't think

0:21.4

men like to say we're emotional. You know, Charlemagne will say it now. Yeah, yeah, but

0:25.6

he's really touched with shit. Yeah, yeah. I'm not that in touch. I'm annoyed. I'm angry

0:29.9

and I'm pissed off. Those are words that matter allowed to use. Charlotte, bring it back.

0:34.5

Bring it back, Charlotte. Okay. This New York is done shit is pissing me off. I'll tell

0:38.8

you why because no New Yorkers are saying New York is done. It's Yuppies that are saying

0:45.8

New Yorkers done. And it's people who move to New York. They're saying New York is done.

0:50.3

And they're trying to justify the fact that they abandoned this city that they were using

0:54.9

to get rich in. Okay. No New Yorkers are saying New York is done and no New Yorkers

0:59.2

are leaving New York because we can't. This is where the fuck we live. And it pisses me

1:04.1

off that there are these like super rich dudes that have the ability to just fly and go

1:08.8

to Miami. The ability to go to the Hamptons. Jerry Seinfeld included. I know he wrote

1:13.3

like a cool piece where he was like roasting and like getting a James out of Tucker. But

1:16.9

fuck Jerry. Jerry is not even a New Yorker.

1:19.8

Get him as an hour. Can't you let the man defend New York? He's on your side. Nope.

1:26.8

He's not on my side. He's like, I'll never abandon New York. Where are you writing this

1:30.6

article from? The Hamptons shut up. You abandon New York the second. The second it got a

1:35.6

little little sketchy. You left your family to the Hamptons. Okay. And also you from the

1:41.3

upper west side. You know you from the upper west side. You're from long out. But you're

1:44.2

you spent your whole life in Upper West Side. That's Connecticut. It's not New York.

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