New York City!

I'm genuinely surprised to feel emotional processing it. Look at your bright shimmering faces!

It has been too long. On this incredible return to the Beacon Theater as part of New York

Comedy Festival, we will be joined by the Lucas Brothers who challenge Ronan Farrow and me in the New

New York Game. We have got some gay news for you. Bridget Everett is here with facts about the rats of your

Dona Plot the rats they'll hear it of your of our vermin infested metropolis. Why it's an act? Things

roads can be racist. A wine mom updates us on the state of the resistance. We spin the rant wheel.

Plus start thinking of those high notes. I also did want to say something which is

fantastic pizza in the city. Weird taste in mayors. If you just look at the four courses of mayors

you've been serving. As one meal, we start with an egomaniac prosecutor who divorced one wife in a

press conference to marry his cousin. Next up, a centrist billionaire who declares war on soda.

Next, a six foot five satis with guidance counselor energy. I do genuinely believe that

Bill DeBlaze was a psychosexual sadist. I know I could without proof. What would happen if I was late to this funeral? You'd be mad wouldn't you?

He gets off on it. And now a vegan cop from out of town.

It's cool. Alright, let's get into it. What a week.

We have some breaking news. Steve Bannon was indicted by the Department of Justice

for failing to respond to a subpoena from the January 6 committee. Of course now you all believe

in the carceral state. When it's someone you don't like, then you want to throw the book at him.

I'm just kidding. Lock him up. Lock him up. Lock him up. Stop it. It's too easy.

Leonardo DiCaprio is in talks to Star as cult leader Jim Jones in an MGM film about the

Jones town disaster, which I do think is perfect because I would drink literally anything Leonardo

DiCaprio handed to me. No questions asked anything. I would drink anything he handed to me.

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