All right, people.

Yes, indeed.

Let's go ahead and get into the bad movie roast tonight,

and it is my pleasure, my humble pleasure,

to introduce to the people out there who don't already know him.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. New York Minja.

Abductions of young women are still being reported.

Another woman with mysterious radiation burns has been discovered.

We're going to have a baby. Oh my god.

I can't believe that John's wife was murdered.

You have to try and pull yourself together.

This city owes me.

Well, what's that?

Justice.

Why won't anyone do anything?

We are strong on crime, and together we have the power.

This is a big city.

We're doing what we can.

People.

My brand's hair.

That boxy.

Yeah, that loose box.

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