Hello, my sweet listeners.

Guess who is kind of feeling sick?

I don't know if you can tell from my voice.

It's a little bit more rustic, a little bit sexier than usual.

I've lost my voice.

That's like the only sickness I'm feeling, like just my throat being fucked over.

So I'm really hoping that I've just lost my voice and that I'm not actually

sick because I'm going on vacation on Friday. We're recording this Monday. And I've been looking

forward to this vacation for like over a year. It is a vacation that I've been talking about to everyone

I know about how excited I am about it.

Like, if I don't go, something drastic's going to happen.

No, it's not going to be that serious.

But, like, I'll be really, really sad.

My birthday is also coming up at the end of the month.

And it would be a really rude awakening to my Saturn return.

If you believe in that, if you're into astrology,

I learned recently-ish that a Saturn return is like on your 27th birthday

or around that time in your life, you're just going to be tested to the gods.

Like something's going to, something major is going to happen to you.

And your life is going to get shuckin up but for the better.

So hoping that my Saturn return doesn't come sooner than later.

Okay, so the bulk of what I wanted to talk about to die is fashion week.

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