Till Death Do Us Part is a lighthearted and sometimes satirical true crime podcast where we present our dysfunctional married take on serious cases involving other dysfunctional relationships.

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Hello and welcome to Till Death Do Us Part.

I'm the one that she's going to depart when we're dead.

New Year's edition.

I'm all messed up.

Okay.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Begin and start.

Oh my gosh.

Wait, we got to just fill you guys in on our life in the last few days.

We've had sickness. And in health. And in health, truth. I busted my back. I was down, down for four days with a very painful lower back. And guess how I, how I did it. She was on

the roof, putting up more Christmas lights. She was dragging Frosty up onto the roof. I wish that

was the story. I stood up from the toilet, from going to the bathroom.

And it wasn't even like a good diarrhea story.

No, I had peed and stood up.

That's how people tear their knee.

Do they really?

Just standing up because you're meniscus, the cartilage part that's under your kneecap,

it stretches when you bend it, right, when you're sitting on the toilet, and then you extend it.

So straighten it up.

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