New Year, Same Jeff!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Jeff gets the first fired-up moment of the year out of the way and yes, it’s exactly as "Jeff" as it sounds. Meanwhile, the moms are not okay after a celebrity’s very public falling out sends shockwaves through mom groups everywhere. From heated takes to group-chat chaos, nothing is off-limits as the mess unfolds.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you need a group. |
| 0:05.4 | Is that the end of the world? |
| 0:06.6 | A pillow squirrel is rustling around into pillows? That's bad. Well, that's my fourth pillow it's messed with. I'm about to get like a little pellet gun and start shooting. So they stop. Pete is going to get you. Oh PLAYING [♪ Hey guys, episode 207 and we're back for the New Year. Ironically enough, after the holidays, that's exactly what I weigh, 207. Really? No, but pretty close. I was like over two, I took a picture of myself on New Year's Eve. Why'd you do that? You have beers. |
| 0:45.7 | Oh yeah, I was hammered and we stayed up, stayed up till midnight, way too late. I left Jeff at a friend's house, I came home. We stayed in the neighborhood, but we made it till midnight, got home, took off all my clothes and I took a picture of myself in the mirror and then I got on the scale and took a picture. because I like to do before and after. |
| 1:04.7 | Like we're doing dry January. |
| 1:06.5 | So I like to see how far I've came in a month, you know? |
| 1:09.5 | And... in the mirror and then I got on scale and took a picture because I like to do before and after. |
| 1:05.2 | Like we're doing dry January. |
| 1:06.6 | So I like to see how far I've came in a month, you know, and I was, oh, I think I was, let me look at the picture. I was too, I actually don't want to look at the picture. I think you were like two or three or like two or three. Why do you remember? You were looking at my camera roll? I think I was there you're that drunk. You don't remember me standing there |
| 1:26.2 | I do remember you waiting yourself No, I think I was there. You're that drunk. You don't remember me standing there. |
| 1:26.6 | I do remember you waiting yourself. You walked in and I was embarrassed. 203, I think it was. I forgot where it was. Where did my fat, it's all here it is. 203, you were right. Yeah, I remember walking by. I was tired. Oh my God, look at myself. Gross. Um, I like you thicker. I don't like you when you're really skinny. Well, I love you now. But you have to do what makes you feel better. If you don't feel good, but like when you get down to like 175, I don't, I'm like, ew. Well, I'm gonna get down. 180 think is the is the mark, but anyways different strokes for different folks whatever makes you feel that you know it doesn't I we were talking about this before like the holidays and how we're just eating everything and every excuses You know well get a bag of chips. I was getting chips at work like barbecue chips lays potato chips are like my crypt tonight and I was just getting chips at work. I'm like, it's the holidays. I'll get a bag of chips. I was getting chips at work. Like barbecue chips, lays potato chips |
| 2:25.3 | are like my kryptonite. |
| 2:27.3 | And I was just getting chips at work. I'm like, it's the holidays. I'll start in the new year. And I was eating like I never really eat bread or pastas. We made our homemade ravioli's when my dad was in town. And we didn't do a podcast since then, right? Home, thanks. So we can even talk like about how the holidays work. |
| 2:43.7 | We'll get into it. |
| 2:44.5 | But anyways, all that. |
| 2:45.4 | So eating pasta's bread, all that meat and cheese, |
| 2:49.0 | which I eat anyway, but all that I'm telling you, because I put on weight really fast when I eat that stuff, I was down to 178 earlier this year. That's how fast I gain weight. I was up to 203. But all that, I got like a head cold, it made me sick. |
| 3:05.3 | You do it every year? Every year. And then I around this time, I don't know why, I didn't gain any weight. Eating sandwiches. I didn't, I don't know. I feel like I didn't really like eat, eat that much. I just, I didn't go crazy this year, but I, I don't know, it's like that flu. I got the runny nose, the watery eyes, |
| 3:27.7 | and then I kind of feel like I'm getting aches at night. And then I've been pounding vitamins and AG1, and then I'm like, okay, I feel better. And then I start feeling sick again. It's so weird. And you were the same way. Yeah, I'm still shaking. It's just like a head cold. I'm not, I feel like mine's like, |
| 3:46.3 | I'm trying to get something and then I fight it off and then it's like it comes right back. That's how I felt, exactly. And I still have like a little bit of a cold, but nothing bad. So I just, I've been working out pretty hard and I'm so, so, I'm so out of shape. I did something to my back. |
| 4:02.8 | I'm like an old person. |
| 4:04.2 | We were carrying boxes. |
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