New Year, Same Chapped Lips

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv Happy New Year! Brooke and Connor are back together after a crazy break. They cover everything they got up to during the break, from fights in the streets of New York to Brooke’s re-discovery of Spongebob. Plus, they revisit the Logan Saga… Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/bandc and get on your way to being your best self. Visit https://BUYRAYCON.com/bandc to get 15% off your Raycon order! Go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code bandc50 for 50% off your first Care/of order. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Visiting The Christs’ 1:21 New Year, Lips Still Chapped 4:56 Subscribe to Our Highlights Channel! 5:20 Brooke’s Chill Airport Story 10:47 The Man From A Different Realm 12:24 BetterHelp 13:56 Crying on the Airplane 14:57 Count The Ws 17:27 Connor’s Rental Car Nightmare 21:06 The Denver Airport Community 24:30 Raycon 27:12 New Year Resolutions 29:29 Connor’s Street Fight 31:28 Your Words Can’t Hurt Me 32:34 Never Room With Family 35:00 What Is Jesus’ Last Name? 36:20 Connor’s Dog Eats Baby Jesus 38:09 Care/Of 39:38 How Do You Say… 40:12 Texts From Mom 41:20 How You Know Your Old 42:58 Volume Warning!! 44:09 Spongebob Is Lowkey Dirty 46:14 Connor’s Shorts Controversy 48:47 Snakes on a MF Plane 50:21 The Equinox Ad 53:48 Revisiting Logan… 57:55 Lady Efron’s Brother 1:00:38 Paul Mescal & Angelina Jolie 1:02:19 Outer Banks Is Back! 1:03:41 Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg 1:07:12 Getting Lost As a Kid 1:09:07 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	By the way, Connor, Mary Magdalene is not Jesus' mom.
0:05.0	Who is she?
0:05.7	She's just another lady.
0:10.9	I think she was intimate with Jesus.
0:13.1	Mary Magdalene was a disciple of Jesus.
0:14.8	A disciple.
0:15.9	So not not her mom.
0:18.3	His mom is the Virgin Mary.
0:21.3	What's Mary's last name?
0:23.1	Virgin.
0:23.7	Mary's a one-nameer like Beyonce.
0:26.7	I guess.
0:27.4	So what's Jesus' last name?
0:28.7	Famously, she was the first person to see him after the resurrection.
0:31.9	Oh, yeah, that's true.
0:32.9	I knew that.
0:33.9	Okay, well, I guess I really never knew what Magdalene was.
0:38.7	Yeah, what's Jesus' last name?
0:40.9	God.
0:41.4	Oh, Christ.
0:44.9	Okay, Mary Christ.
0:46.1	Perfect, by the way.
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