New Year, Same Bitch

Bitch Bible

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🗓️ 8 January 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:02.7	This episode of The Bitch Bible Podcast was brought to you by
0:05.6	Ritual Vitamins.
0:07.4	Uh, hi, it's 2019 and what better way to kick off your year
0:12.6	than taking care of your mind, body, and soul.
0:15.4	If you have a vagina and you're not taking ritual vitamins,
0:19.0	what the F are you doing?
0:21.8	They're gorgeous.
0:22.7	So the greatest hits of a multivitamin,
0:24.6	you're going to love them.
0:25.9	Go to ritual.com,
0:27.7	Ford slash Bible and order yours today.
0:40.3	Wow.
0:41.3	2018 was quite the year.
0:43.9	We experienced the highest highs and the lowest lows,
0:46.9	but with my guy by my side,
0:48.6	I know that we can handle anything and that 2019 is going to be
0:51.9	even fucking better.
0:54.2	Kill me.
0:55.7	Um, no, Cheryl.
0:57.4	2018, you were fat and things didn't go well.
1:00.8	2019 is going to be mediocre at best.
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