The Hey everybody. Hi friends, we're from

from Salt Lake City, Utah. It's Thank God I'm atheist. The podcast.

I'm Frank Feldman.

And I'm Dan Beecher.

And coming up on the show today, Dan,

we could talk about New Year's resolutions if we really wanted to and we kind of will

But we got a we got a

an angle. I know that's what people show up for is the TGI twist at the end.

That's right. We're going to tell you why, yeah, it's like Shamalan.

We're going to tell you why your New Year's resolutions are basically the same as religion.

Oh, oh, boo. I can hear the booing already, Dan.

Scunt-un-dun. All right. You'll have to stay tuned to the end to find out how.

But first there were some things that happened this week Dan.

News that we need to talk about and analyze and give our angle on Dan.

It's true.

For example, the Federal Trade Commission,

the FTC here in the United States

is suing the famously Christian Grand Canyon University

for deceptive advertising and illegal telemarketing.

Oh, no.

They all surely not.

Oh, no, surely yes.

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