Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to distractible.

This episode, Magnifying Mark gets homesick for Whomville, gains flatulence, then reflects on a year of hilarity.

Broad-minded Bob is haunted by sticks, dint pump weights, and bought a bad fridge and sucky Subaru.

Whiting Wade gets the cookies,

allows chainsaw action, and fixates on farming syrup.

From cranking hard to firm friendship.

Yes.

It's time for New Year, Old Us.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show hi welcome back to

distractible the show where we do a professional quality opening every single time because

baldemort is here and thank goodness he, because otherwise we would not be able to have

any kind of cohesion or professionalism.

But speaking of cohesion and professionalism,

I'm here hosting me, Markiplier,

that guy from the famous podcast Power Wash Pals.

Hey.

And I'm not known for distract.

Don't leave Tyler out.

Who?

I'm the fourth most popular co-host of Go, my favorite sports team.

You know.

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