New Year... New Us?

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Happy New Year, fellas! We appreciate you guys so much, thank you for listening to us! What are our New Year's Resolutions? How do we feel about the movie Saltburn? Why? Why? Are we going back to being celibate? Are we stopping smoking weed? Tune in next week on Dragon Ball Z. We are announcing a giveaway of a Chill Steel Pipes bingo bongo.... listen to the end of the episode to find out the rules! :) We're opening for Uncle Lazer at Laugh Boston on January 3rd! Buy tickets to come see ...

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0:00.0	Never have I ever cock blocked a friend.
0:06.0	What if they needed to be cock blocked?
0:10.0	Hey girl, you trying to hit this?
0:12.5	You know exactly what I need.
0:17.6	We're going to talk about our New Year's resolutions.
0:20.1	We have those?
0:21.4	Well, I do.
0:23.6	And what we've learned, a recap of 2023.
0:28.3	And, you know, we're just going to get into it.
0:31.2	And I thought, or we thought, or someone thought and made us think that it would be a good idea to microdose
0:40.7	mushrooms today government it was the government's idea and we don't we haven't done i can't speak
0:49.6	english we don't do mushrooms often we haven't done them since my birthday and i'm feeling um them. Yeah, I really haven't, like, done mushrooms. I took a break. I went so hard in the beginning of the year. And now I'm, my tolerance went away. And honestly, this was not a micro dose. This was a macro dose. This was, well, we're not tripping, but I, I was like, am I tripping?
1:13.5	Are those moving?
1:15.7	No, the wall's breathing.
1:18.0	Wait.
1:19.3	Yeah, the wall's breathing.
1:21.3	It's talking to me.
1:23.3	Lightly.
1:24.8	It's like whispering.
1:25.7	The trees are going to be great.
1:27.1	I'm going to hug a tree or fall in a bush
1:29.2	i love trees i do i talk i like even sober now you know when you're a kid and you think like
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