New Year, New Dildo

Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We're getting a lot of new intel on this week’s episode, including that Wells is no longer bathing and Brandi is having some serious reservations about her longtime nose ring. The hosts are also sharing their first impressions of the new cast of The Bachelor from Dildo Girl to Queen Victoria. Spoiler alert: Wells makes an appearance this season and can confirm Matt James is in fact very tall. Per usual, Brandi and Wells also have some content to share with you including a mockumentary that’s too close to home and a new Netflix show that Brandi and Sarah can’t get enough of. Plus, Brandi shares her new fave drink which involves passionfruit and porn stars! Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like Wells will be serving it in Paradise. Brandi may also be exploring her very own version of Cooking Wells, so please be on the lookout. We hope that your 2021 is off to a better start than that dumpster fire we all experienced last year! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: BETTERHELP – Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month SHIPSTATION – Just go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day free trial SWEATY BETTY– Go to SweatyBetty.com/yft and use our code YFT at checkout to get 20% off your purchase EUCALYPSO HOME– Go to www.eucalypsohome.com and use promo code YFT for 10% off plus free shipping on your entire purchase HELLO TUSHY– Go to HelloTushy.com/YFT for 10% off your new fave bidet

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0:00.0	Okay, you know the one thing that I've discovered about myself in quarantine is that you don't need to shower nearly as much as you do and it's so disgusting and I said it out loud
0:11.1	So I'm kind of whispering it. It's true. Only you're living in the real world.
0:14.9	Showered so much. I go days now. I'll brand you before I realize how pathetic I am.
0:21.2	Hello. Yo. Nice to see you at day sweatshirt.
0:24.4	Yeah, you like CFA? I love CFA.
0:26.8	They're not paying us, but they make some good Mexican food products.
0:30.5	They're all grain free. That's their stick.
0:33.6	Yeah, I'll tell you what I've got an inch a lot of sauce that I will fuck around with.
0:37.7	Mmm hmm. I'm a big fan of the tortillas because they're like almond flour or just not like bad flour.
0:46.3	And they got some like cashew casso that like don't hate it.
0:52.1	I know.
0:53.2	But also CFA. Fucking do advertising with us. What are we doing here?
0:57.2	They really should honestly.
0:58.6	I was just telling the YFT years before I called you up.
1:01.4	Here's one of the sad truths that I've learned during this year long
1:05.7	Sojourn from reality.
1:07.2	Okay.
1:08.0	You don't as a human need to shower half as much as you do.
1:14.2	As as we did before.
1:18.3	Then do I feel like you do actually need to.
1:22.7	I don't know though.
1:23.5	Like I I used to show.
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