New Series: 14 Days with Felicity

Gay Future

Super Normal Media

Comedy, Arts, Performing Arts

4.8 • 835 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Gay Future fans... we wrote another podcast! It's equally as insane and filled with lots of gay shit. Check it out:

Actress Felicity Huffman has been sent to prison for her role in the 2019 College Admissions Scandal that rocked a nation. Luckily, she snuck her cell phone in with her! Join Felicity for fourteen days behind bars as she reconnects with friends, family, agents, managers, old rivals, and personal demons -- all while writing a new memoir destined to save her career. An all-new satirical narrative podcast. Limited series, episodes to release daily. Starring: Heléne Yorke, Jordan Klepper, Rachel Sennott, Ayo Edebiri, Josh Sharp & Aaron Jackson. Written by Connor Wright and Christina Friel.

Limited series, episodes to release daily starting 10/29.

Subscribe now by clicking here: Apple.co/14days

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0:00.0	From the writing duo that brought you gay future comes 14 days with Felicity,
0:04.5	a new series following actress Felicity Huffman as she spends two weeks in prison for her role in the 2019 college admission scandal.
0:14.0	Martin Murphy.
0:14.8	It's Felicity Huffman. How's my favorite lawyer?
0:17.3	How are you calling me?
0:18.4	Oh, what does it matter? Everyone sneaks a phone in. It's not like a concrete rule.
0:21.6	Hey, Mom, it's Georgia.
0:23.6	Your other daughter.
0:24.6	Hope you're having fun on vacation.
0:26.6	It's Gavin, your manager.
0:27.6	And your agent, Judge.
0:28.6	We love that you have a phone in jail.
0:30.6	We can send you scripts.
0:31.6	Auditions. You can do self-tapes.
0:32.6	How's the lighting in jail? Felicity, it's Jessica Lag. Hey there, it's Lori, with an O? Loplin.
0:38.8	It's Rick Singer. You know, the guy you paid to fix your daughter's scores, but ended up ruining
0:43.1	her life. I have another idea.
0:44.9	It's Terry Hatcher. Oh.
0:46.4	Hey, you, sweetie. Great news. I got cast in the new Pixar movie as a talking paper plate with a dead dad. Hi, Felicity. It's Martha Stewart.
0:56.0	I'm calling to give a few jail tips.
0:56.8	Tip one.
0:59.7	Hey, you gutter, skank. It's Tucker. You're gay assistant.
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