Well, folks, who doesn't?

Love a little clug and dagger, folks.

You get a mystery text and you're like, wow, I'm really engaged.

It's like a mystery theater.

Here's one from earlier tonight just before we turned on the mic.

An hour out, the story I told you yesterday, tonight, you get the playbook.

Have you cleared your schedule?

Devin.

It's like, uh, I showed it to my wife, she said, who the hell is Devin?

I said,

I don't fucking know

who Devin is at all.

Who the fuck is Devin?

Well,

I cleared my schedule for you, buddy.

I actually responded.

I said,

what hell are you talking about?

He never texted me back.

So much for spy games

on a Wednesday.

If I say I don't need anyone I can see these things to you, because I can turn on anyone, just like I've turned on, you all got a song like a razor, a sweet, sweet, sweet night, and I can do you frame or something you'll do whatever I like. Here I am, and you're a little bit. Here I am.

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