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so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, Clin Alley Show. How would you like to win yourself a cabana for four Wild Rivers Waterpark with 100 bucks to spend on food and beverages. All you need to do to win that is share with us what you believe should be a new pool rule for the year 2025 because I was looking at every time you go to any pool, public, hotel, whatever, maybe not backyard. Because backyard, you kind of get to write your own rules, which is kind of cool about a backyard pool you don't want to go wild west want to go naked you want to swim 25 minutes

after eating instead of 30 you go nuts you're going to be back yard but there are certain pool rules

that I do feel no longer need to be enforced and other pool rules that we should have that we don't

have for instance if you're an adult swimming in a t-shirt you you should understand you're making everybody else uncomfortable. So you're going to ban t-shirts in the pool? I think that if you're an adult that has a weird skin condition that's uncomfortable, you should wear a wetsuit maybe. But if you're wearing just a t-shirt, it just, I'm telling you right now, it makes people, it makes everyone feel weird. My brother-in-law has, um, and I, sometimes he's listening, so I hope he's not listening. He has some sort of weird tattoo that nobody's ever seen. It could be a thousand degrees out. We're all in the pool. He won't get in. And he'll just be wearing a white shirt. It is weird. And Klein is right. Everybody's like, dude. Uncomfortable. It's a weird thing. Like, we don't care, you know? I've got the official like pool rule sign that goes at most pools and most of these rules, I mean, we've all seen them a million times. I don't think we follow a lot of them, but no lifeguard on duty, swim at your own risk. That's just covers their ass legally. Yeah, whatever. shower before entering the pool. That is a rule that zero people. Nobody doesn't.

Everyone wants to shower afterwards to get all the kid pee off of them. But very... Or the chlorine. Right. Guys, the pool is the shower. Right. No. Yes, it is. That's gross out. And then if you want to really seal the deal, you get in the hot tub after and it just kills everything.

So you're done.

That's what you hope for.

And if you see that person who's going around and like do adding the chemicals where they hold it up to the light and they're looking at it like, oh, look, it makes purple. Yeah, I do that. Yeah, whatever that person, I like to get right near that person, swim right near those new chemicals. Yeah. Get the new ones on me.

That's very dangerous.

It's like acid and chlorine.

They're pouring acid and chlorine and they shouldn't get into that.

Good stuff, man. Yeah. Get the new ones on me. That's very dangerous. It's like acid, they're pouring acid and chlorine.

They shouldn't get into that. Good stuff, man. Yeah. When you get that like red eye thing because of all the chlorine, it's cleaning you. They say no glass near the pool. That's, yeah, I agree with that because it's a huge pain in the ass.

If somebody breaks a glass, you have to drain the pool and vacuum it out, it sucks. And they've made plenty of adjustments with being able to drink alcoholic beverages that are not in glass containers. Like there's a million things you can buy. Yeah, but still. To drink wine or drink, you know, buy the pool without having it be glass. A beer in a glass, a frosty mug or in a glass bottle, just tastes better.

It just does.

Get one of your Red Solo cups that you love so much.

Nah, it gets warm too quickly.

You got, uh, you get a coozy, dude. Oh, just get a can, dude. Cooze, man with one of those coosies, yeah. Get a coozy like Jake that says like one of those things like,

I wish you were her or someone of those stupid.

I wish you were her.

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