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No Jumper
No Jumper
4.4 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 189 minutes
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| 0:30.5 | crush my skull and it's hear my own voice that fucks me up wearing the headphones i love hearing |
| 0:35.5 | my own voice even when i was rapping I wasn't trying to hear my voice. |
| 0:37.5 | I can't get enough of it. Man, we got to get you back rapping. Listen, we got to fire off a cipher. Oh, my bad, my bad. A new generation cipher is a good idea. Yeah, we got us, too. I got a lot of folks to diss in that motherfucker too. Oh. Try not to. My bad, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it out. I got it out. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah, she got to get it out. You know, because then we could get Krip Mac on there too. That would be hard. That would be fire. Because the first No Jumber Cypher got like 600K and then the second one got like 80K. Oh. Generational fall off. Which I don't really like, I mean the first one had break baby. Yeah. And wasn't floco on that one? Flacco was talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it feels like, I don't know. I feel like it's just like it is such a pain. Like you do this, you make it. And it takes a while. Like everybody has to write their verses. You have to do studio. It takes like a whole day for everybody to record. And then you got to shoot the video. It's like impossible to get everybody together. It's its own thing. But you know, we do have a no jumper live show coming up. Nice. I'm going to hold off on the exact date, but June, July, ish. Yeah. We have another live show coming, which is kind of exciting. If you need a stand-up comedian, I got you. Oh, that's a good idea. I got you. No jump of comedy. That's a good host. You all got the host in bad, man. Actually, that's crazy. I don't think we ever had anybody who did stand up as a host. |
| 2:03.6 | I got you. |
| 2:04.7 | I got it. I don't think we ever had anybody who did stand up as a host. |
| 2:03.6 | I got you. |
| 2:04.6 | I got you. |
| 2:05.4 | It's easy call. |
| 2:06.3 | Because a lot of people think they're funny, but you kind of have like proof you're funny. |
| 2:10.4 | What about the previous Mexican, the fat guy? |
| 2:12.7 | Oh, there you go. |
| 2:14.2 | He wasn't doing it when he was here, though, to be fair. |
| 2:16.7 | Yeah, he was more skin. Oh, you're talking about Duna? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. He wasn't doing it when he was here though, to be fair. Yeah, he was more skin. Oh, you're talking about Duna? |
| 2:18.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:19.3 | Minimal stand up from what I recall. But yeah, I don't know. Is he funny? I feel like... Who me? No, Duna. Oh, I haven't seen him yet. Okay. though. Yeah. I've seen a lot of crowd work and stuff like that. I know a lot of people get |
| 2:35.3 | criticized for their whole crowd work. I heard he was, though. Yeah. I've seen a lot of crowd work and stuff like that. |
| 2:52.0 | I know a lot of people get criticized for their whole crowd work. I mean, he's funny when he paused, though, so I could, I can see the transition. I feel like there's just like naturally something really funny about being like 450 pounds. And five, six. You've been there. I've been at four. I was 486. Do you feel like you've lost comedy aura as you lose weight? |
| 2:52.8 | Yeah, man. I feel like Jonah Hill. |
| 2:54.5 | Like every day. You've been there, right? I was 486. Do you feel like you lost comedy aura as you lose weight? Yeah, man. I feel like Jonah Hill. Like they always take that away from fat people like when they be like that was your thing. You know what I'm saying? But I mean, shit, my name is doughboy. I leaned into it my whole life. I mean, big boy is not so big. Right. You know what I'm saying? No, don't know. I feel like the only nigga that lost 200 but still weigh 300. So it don't even feel like I should be celebrating. Yeah. Like, keep going. Like I'm trying. I feel like getting in shape is like played out now with the Olympic era. Like it just doesn't, it doesn't have the same cachet that it once had. But why do people get shamed for doing it? |
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