Nope, just not possible, Todd.

Just not possible for us to have a quote unquote normal show.

I think by tomorrow it will have been two full weeks.

Between the time we are gathered, hopefully again, all three of us here in studio,

two full weeks have gone by without us having a quote-unquote normal show. Either Steve's

been at his home studio, we've been running Evergreens or you and Steve were down in Dallas

last week. The reason for Steve's absence, at least we hope only for the first hour of today's show,

jury duty.

This is not his first rodeo on jury duty, even though I think every time, I think this is maybe

the third or fourth time since I've worked for Steve in the last 10-plus years.

He has been selected for jury duty, And every time he's never actually selected

from the jury pool to actually serve on a jury. Nevertheless, he's down to the Polk this morning,

the Polk County courthouse this morning, trying to go through the motions there. And I'm guessing

he's probably going to get chucked here in the next few minutes, but we shall see. I'm Aaron McIntyre. He's Totters, and we are the Steve Day Show minus Steve Days,

and appreciate each and every one of you listening, watching wherever, however you are.

Coming up on today's show, Bob Vanderplats from the family leader,

will be stopping by. I have no idea what we're going to be talking about,

but I would imagine it would be the very hotly contested and very mysterious Iowa gubernatorial race will get kind of the latest inside information on what could be a bellwether for the rest of the country coming up at the bottom of hour one. And then it's Askedace anything coming up in hour two. Where are the responses from this week? I suppose I probably should have, is it from Facebook this week? Ask her, tell me anything? Yes. Okay, good. You got the email, right? I did get the email. I sat down to start to produce the graphics about 15 minutes ago, and I got distracted, and I totally forgot. So we'll take care of that during one of the

breaks. But for now, it's this. It's the Steve Day Show and here's what happened while we were

away. Brought to you by Missed Again. Saturday evening before the White House Correspondents

Association dinner at the Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C., a gunman from California named

Cole Allen stormed through a security

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