All right, everybody. I went to see the new Naked Gun movie.

And by the way, it was the third highest grossing film of the weekend.

It made $17 million, which was surprising to me because the movie theater I went to, and I went on a Saturday afternoon in Sterling Heights, Michigan, which, by the way, nice little town.

I'm not saying this to kiss ass.

This whole area is fantastic.

Like all these suburbs of Detroit are beautiful, just awesome.

And the city itself is cool too.

Now, granted, I don't drive through a ton of the inner cities and all that shit.

Okay?

I'm not in a ton of the, you know, the vacation. Hey,

kids, let's roll down the window to see parts of life that we don't always see. Gunshot,

roll them up areas. I'm not in those areas. But I will tell you that the city itself is great.

Like, I'm digging it. I've been on the air for six days now. I think it's a cool city. I like it. The people

seem cool. The food is really good. The pizza is really good. It's a really cool place.

Sterling Heights is a decent little hike from my house, but there's a daycare that Ross likes,

and we spend our Saturdays going to the cinema and eating lunch over there and stuff,

and it's fine, you know.

It's weird because, like, you think you want to live in these areas that are very trendy and have the cute downtowns, and I do.

Like, there are great ones in this area.

Then you realize how much you miss having, like, a Target and a Walmart, and those are good distances away from these.

Sometimes, you know, sometimes you just want to live in an area that's got every

single mainstream restaurant and store, big box store you need. And that's kind of what this

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