Chapter 23 The Truth. I had the sense that I'd been asleep for a very long time.

My body was stiff, like I hadn't moved once through all that time either.

My mind was dazed and slow.

I'm Vanessa Zoltan, and I'm Julia Arby and this is hot and bothered twilight in quarantine. Wow Bella really sleeps better when people are near her watching her sleep. I know who knew all the

nightmares would have just gone away if she and Charlie had gotten bunk beds.

Or if she had just gotten like a very lifelike blow-up doll.

That's a weird idea.

Would she sleep with it or would it just watch her?

I don't know, but how was that idea weirder than her getting bug beds with her dad?

I don't mean a sexy blow-up doll like one of those pillows that looks like Daniel Craig. Who knew all we needed was to get Bella a Daniel Craig blow up to

all to snuggle with as she sleeps. All of her nightmares are on us. Wow. We had a budget to send her this the whole time and it was just our lack of

creativity that kept Bella with these nightmares horrible. Shame on you Julia.

Shame on us.

No you, it's more you than me.

Okay, do you want to recap what happened in this chapter for everyone?

Happily.

Okay, on your mark get set go.

Bella wakes up and she thinks she's dead but she's not and then she thinks she's

dreaming but she's not. I think she only realizes she's not dreaming because she

and Edward make out and she almost faints to death again.

They have fights, fights about whether the Voltary is going to come and murder her,

whether she should turn into a vampire, whether Edward really loves her, or if it's all just a facade because he feels

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