Chapter 2, Stitches, Carlisle was the only one who stayed calm.

Centuries of experience in the emergency room were evident in his quiet authoritative voice.

Emmett, Rose, get Jasper outside. I'm Vanessa Zoltan and I'm Julia Argy and

this is hot and bothered twilight in corner. Vanessa Zoltan, and I'm Julia Argy.

And this is hot and bothered twilight in quarantine. Julia, I have news that I'm pretty sure is going to piss you off.

Oh, what is it? I really liked this chapter. Like I really liked this chapter. Oh no I did too. But you hate

these books. I mean don't you? I don't know. First time reading them through and

if it's more like this I'm all in I loved it I think it's going to get less like this but it's nice to hold out hope

Okay, well let's remind everybody what happens in this chapter. It your turn to go first. Okay count me in on your

mark get set go so bell is bleeding everywhere and a bring gets sent out of the room

except for Alice and Edward and Carlisle and then they both

leave the room and it's just Carlisle and Bella and they talk about God and they talk

about heaven and talk about who's going and who's not and then Edward comes back and they drive home and he's like super moody about the whole

situation they get in a fight and Bella says she would rather die than date Mike Newton and

then they snuggle in bed and fall asleep and she can tell that he's about to break up with her because she has the sight as well as Alice.

Oh my God, I have so many questions about Alice's lack of sight in this chapter.

Like she planned a party.

Why didn't she see that it was going to be a disaster?

Alice questions.

I'm holding you to account after my 30 second recap. Okay, three two one go.

Carlisle says that it seemed as though Edward's mom knew he was a vampire and she actually

begged him to save Edward and he says that he in part only saved Edward because

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