Hello dear out to lunches and welcome back to the greediest podcast on the market.

Eating vicariously has never sounded so good.

A Sharon D. Clarke is on her way to next week, but before that I have news.

Exciting news, because today marks the launch of the brand's spanking new range of out to

lunch merch.

Three deliciously must have new items are available for you to drool over and you can

order now.

So what's on the menu?

Well for starters, there's an opportunity to really rub my face in it.

Curse the brand new out to lunch official tea towel.

So good, they actually have put an image of my face on it.

Now you can imagine me vividly critiquing your dishes as you prepare them and providing

harsh words of encouragement like, call that a pie or your vinaigrette hasn't to

melt, I say things like that all the time.

Well you can just hang out the tea towel in the kitchen as you cook and have me watch

you.

I do like to watch.

For the main course, why don't get your hands on our beautiful new enamel mug.

Stir the enough for all those outdoor eating experiences.

A serious cup of coffee or rugged soup or just fill it with baked beans and sausages.

Whatever gets you going, if you've listened to this show enough, you'll know that I'm

not about judging your food desires.

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