McDonald's, they're introducing a new adult happy meal. No way. No, it does not come with a shot of whiskey or Xanax.

It does come with a new figurine.

The happy meal is your choice of Big Mac or 10 piece McNugget along with an order of medium fries and a drink.

And each meal, each adult happy meal will come with a hamburger, birdie, grimace, or a new character called cactus buddy.

Okay.

I know there's a lot on pack there, right? And the new character, the new figurine from McDonald's cactus buddy, is created by CPFM,

which is Kanye West.

Oh.

You know, the biggest mistake McDonald's has made over the years and I realize I am but a middle class radio broadcaster telling one of the largest, most successful corporations in the entire world what they're doing wrong.

It's get rid of Mayor Macchise.

Yeah.

You never see him as a character anymore. And that guy was one of the most epic characters in all of the McDonald's saga.

And for some reason, he does not get nearly the respect of a grimace.

And I don't know why. What did Macchise do to anyone?

So is Macchise like your childhood hero?

Well, you know, as a, as arguably the most successful local elected official in Indiana history, I have great reverence when local elected officials get acknowledged in anything.

And Mayor Macchise was, you know, a great shining light for local elected officials. And he's really been ostracized.

It's interesting that they're introducing a new character because a lot of the McDonald's that are getting remodeled or built now don't even include the playlist.

Right.

It seemed like they were moving away from being the child's happy place.

I used to play ground.

I used to, this will shock you Casey, but I used to have a pretty intricate knowledge of the McDonald's structure.

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