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🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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In episode 1985, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… The New And Improved CBS Evening News Was A Total Clusterfuck, Guess What Trump Is Talking About In This Speech, Machado Still Trying To Get That Trump Co-Sign, Speaking of OIL, Stranger Things Fans Are Going Full QAnon After Series Finale and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I don't, I don't mind that. |
| 0:06.7 | If that was on, like, at the, you know, at the mall or something, I'd be like, all right. |
| 0:12.6 | If it was elevator music. |
| 0:14.7 | Yeah, I don't know, like Target or some shit. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.6 | You're doing that. |
| 0:19.2 | Was that most deaf who would say that about Drake? Yes. Like, he's's just like that's like that's target music Yeah Team Bay Target Bay I just heard him on some very weird overtly like world music track That I was not feeling He's look He's had his car He's still out here cooking he's not all of them are |
| 0:37.8 | gonna be hits no no look i'm i still hang on to black on both sides he he made that and you |
| 0:42.6 | could be done after that bro that's fucking goaded album are you my girlfriend because you seem |
| 0:48.2 | bay is that something that from the cold open that No, we're not doing that. In fact, we're never doing another cold open again. This is canceled all cold open. I don't need your all caps. Yikes. Okay. I knew it was bad when I said it. I mean, one note would have been like, are you looking at me? Because you're seeing Bay. Yeah. There you go. Because you're seeing Bay. Uh-huh. Okay. So I went deep. Well, we can workshop it a little bit. That'll be the cold open for the rest of this season. It feels like a lukewarm open. Like a kind of sitting in a hot tub that doesn't work open. |
| 1:28.3 | A hot tub that you're like, should we be in here? |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.3 | Are the neighbors going to be mad? |
| 1:34.3 | Why is it green? I just realized everything is green in here. |
| 1:38.3 | You ever go underwater in a hot tub and then come out? |
| 1:43.3 | You're like, I feel like, yeah, I feel like everything if I didn't catch something before. Yeah. Right, exactly. I mean, I used to do that one. My eyes have chlamydia now. I need to go straight into a doctor's lab. No, no, you go, that's the thing. That's how you test your gangster. You go to a Vegas pool party and submerge eyes open. |
| 2:01.4 | You know what I mean? |
| 2:03.6 | What is wrong with men? |
| 2:04.7 | But I saw it all. |
| 2:05.9 | I saw it all. |
| 2:07.2 | I've seen it all. |
| 2:08.6 | I've seen everything but death. |
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