Good evening, everybody. This is Radio Free Mormon here with my Companiero Bill Real for another episode of the Mormon newscast. Where you might be wondering is Rebecca Bibliotheque. Well, she is not here tonight. I don't know if where her location is a complete secret. I'm not going to reveal it. All I'm going to say is as the sun

Slips away from the shore and our ship sinks slowly in the west

We wave you farewell from the tropical islands of the Caribbean

I hope you're having a great time Rebecca

How's that for an opening bell?

That's great.

It is Monday, the 20th of October, and I'm excited for the newscast tonight, RFM.

Yes, and we've got lots of news.

Frankly, Rebecca's been shipping it to us for the most part, but that's only because I beg.

So here's the top stories for tonight.

Number one, the church avoids Dallas misstep in newest video.

Number two, is the LDS prophet called of God or not?

Number three, we have work left to do, says President Oakes, about the role of women in the church. Number four, what one apostle learned from Watergate

and Nixon, and perhaps what that apostle did not learn from Watergate and Nixon. Next is how

do men feel about the new tank top garments?

Remember, they get new tank top garments too.

Barstool sports, unwilling to use restrained language to meet BYU standards.

And finally, polyamory loses.

Church says one spouse model best for kids and culture which makes you

wonder what those Mormons were doing all that time with the polygamy stuff it it will

be interesting we get to that story because I don't think they thought this through

well oh so this is, this is you.

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