New in Quarantine: The Funeral
Hot and Bothered
Not Sorry Productions
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🗓️ 17 July 2020
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 18 of New Moon and they want to hear from you! Write in if you:
- Also didn’t realize that this book was an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet
- Have an idea of a sound effect for our genuine enjoyment section
- Have a private jet and want us to come to your wedding
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| 0:00.0 | Chapter 18, the Funeral. |
| 0:02.8 | I sprinted down the stairs and threw the door open. |
| 0:07.8 | It was Jacob, of course, even blind, Alice wasn't slow. |
| 0:11.6 | He was standing about six feet back from the door, his nose wrinkled in distaste, but his face otherwise smooth, mask-like. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Julia Arkey, and I'm Vanessa Zoltan and this is hot and bothered twilight and quarantine. Can we talk about the five seconds where I was like the funeral that means that |
| 0:39.0 | Bella decides to go and then no it ends up being about Edward. Yeah it seems like really no one is going |
| 0:46.2 | to the funeral in this chapter because Jacob was supposed to go and instead at the end of the |
| 0:50.8 | chapter he turns into a were wolf so it doesn't seem like he's |
| 0:53.2 | attending either. Maybe he goes as a werewolf. I mean it might be accepted |
| 0:58.1 | given that you know that whole community seems to know that werewolves are running amok. |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah and maybe the way were wolves grieve is by going, |
| 1:05.0 | a woo-woo! |
| 1:07.0 | That's a really interesting idea. |
| 1:10.0 | Okay, should I recap? Please, deh. |
| 1:14.0 | Okay. |
| 1:17.0 | Three, two, two, one, go. |
| 1:21.0 | So Jacob is at the door and he's like, |
| 1:23.0 | Bella you smell, and Bella's like, |
| 1:25.0 | ah, and then he almost kisses her. |
| 1:26.7 | And she's like, oh my God, could I kiss him? |
| 1:29.0 | I'm not ready, ah, and then the phone rings |
| 1:31.1 | and he grabs the phone and he thinks he's talking to Carlisle and he's like Charlie isn't here he's at the |
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