Hey everybody Harlan here just before we get started I want to let you know about some of my stand-up comedy dates coming up where you can see me live being Mr. Funny

The first one is in St Cath Catharines, Ontario, Canada. I'll be at the Showtime Comedy Club May 26 and 27th,

and then I'll be at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas, June 2nd to the 4th, and then finally I'll be at the St.

Croy Casino in Webster, Wisconsin, June 10th, one night only. So go to Harland Williams.com and you can buy your

tickets rate online and don't miss me showing up live in your town now let's get to the

Harlem Highway I think women are hilarious and they're 50% of the population yeah

so it's like whatever it is dude whatever it is, I'm just saying, I'm just saying,

what else will we supposed to talk about?

You know, like the interaction between men and women

has been hilarious since the dawn of time I'm sure you know you can go

back to Adam and Eve if you believe in that and that's a funny interaction you know what I mean

so it's like they were limited all they had to joke about was an apple a tree and a snake

I mean that's not a lot of material joke about was an apple, a tree, and a snake.

I mean, that's not a lot of material.

You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're riding down the Harland Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Holland Highway Show.

Parliament Williams.

All right, you feel comfort, like the cans?

Yeah, everything's good.

I mean, I don't really need them, but you know,

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