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The Harland Highway

NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #53 - ANTHONY JESELNIK, Comedian, Actor, Writer, Podcaster.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

ANTHONY JESELNIK and I discuss the beauty of silence, write jokes in real time, and ponder the delights of cannibalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Would we dare write a joke right now like people watching could see it? We'll see. Let's see what we come up with

0:07.5

Give me a premise. What do you want? We got car crash funeral sex girlfriend I want people to see a joke being born I don't

0:17.5

think anyone's ever done it let's try them all okay riding down the Harlan Highway.

0:24.0

All right, hold tight on the Harlan Highway.

0:31.0

Harlan Williams. The Mike gets too far away or something just give me a little.

0:35.0

Like a push? Like a yeah like a shove. Like a direct. You want me to get physical with you?

0:41.0

I would love that. Wait I guess if I if you needed

0:43.9

I'd have to grab the back of your head and pull it because if I pushed you'd be

0:47.5

further away. Push this like right into my face. But then I'm not touching

0:51.4

you and your hair.

0:53.3

You're touching me with this though.

0:55.2

But I'm not feeling your cells.

0:57.1

I'm not feeling your DNA.

0:59.4

I'm not feeling Anthony.

1:00.8

You got to push enough that I go down,

1:02.3

and then you can have your way. You want down syndrome?

1:05.0

More than anything.

1:07.0

I never heard anybody say they want down.

1:09.0

Do you ever see a depressed person with down syndrome?

1:12.0

They're happy.

1:14.0

You're right.

1:15.0

Yeah.

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