I'm not an idiot. I know you're sitting here looking at me and going boy that guy's an idiot

That guy looks like he plays banjo in the bathtub that that guy looks like he'd stop a school bus with his face

Just sitting there being he'd stop a school bus with his face.

You're sitting there being judge, you're going, that's the type of guy that puts on flippers

and slaps his own nut sack around in the bathtub.

No, you're wrong.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Holland Highway Show.

Harland Williams. Uh-huh.

Well now that's right.

I say now that's right. M here on the Harlan Highway podcast player.

Hey everybody welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast doing a little solo one today.

It was in the mood. Guests? Who needs guests? I got a little cocoa here as my guest today my co-host little cocoa and

Let's chat let's tick, let's rap, let's rimble bump, let's crabble blab, let's crab apple,

let's flippity flap, let's snobble glump, let's chitty ch ch chit-chat, let's crawfish grab, whatever, let's communicate is what I'm trying to say.

Clearly I'm not good at it. I'm not out of the gate strong with it, but we're

going to get there. I want to talk about something I did that I'm a little mixed about.

A little ashamed maybe, and I'm a little mortified and petrified

and maybe I've been ejected into a dementoid land because of this. I bought a candle. I'm going to be up front,

I'm going to be forthwith, as they say,

not to be, please don't confuse forthwith with forklift.

You'd be amazed how many people mix those two words up and forthwith is coming forward with data or information.

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