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The Harland Highway

NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #49 - KEVIN NEALON, Comedian, Actor, Author, SNL alum.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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SNL star Kevin Nealon talks showbiz, art, SNL, and absurdity in life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What were you the clink for? Or was she? She was in the clink. Yeah, she murdered our kids. Oh, you had kids? I had nine kids. Wow. Offed them all in the, and when I say off them all, she sprayed them with off while they were sleeping and one day I said oh your pests and she took that

0:19.6

pests off deepwoods off right in their mouth.

0:23.0

Poor little bastards, all nine of them in one night.

0:26.0

Shouldn't have put them in the tent.

0:28.0

Did your wife speak English?

0:30.0

Pardon me?

0:31.0

Did your wife speak English?

0:32.0

She did not.

0:32.8

No, she was Vietnamese.

0:34.5

I see.

0:35.1

Yeah, that was her name.

0:36.5

What did you know?

0:37.5

I see.

0:38.5

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

0:41.9

All right, hold tight on the Harlan Highway Show.

0:48.0

Harlan Williams.

0:50.0

Why do you spend the night?

0:52.0

Oh, did you bring your sleeping back from all?

0:54.0

No, no, I have my sheets.

0:56.0

Where'd you get that soda?

0:59.0

I said you can, oh, do you want headphones or no we call them cans can't yeah what's

1:06.8

this that if these are cans what's this that is a jug you know no it where I come from is called a jug. Oh really? Yeah. Where I come from this is called

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