New from Matt Besser: Welcome to the Estates of Perfection

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Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Mark Belner and his wife Debbie arrive at The Estates hoping to escape the increasingly inhospitable life of the city. While Debbie is taking her entrance exam, Mark watches the orientation video and encounters his first service droid. Starring Matt Besser, Danielle Schneider, Mary Holland, John Gemberling, Laci Mosley, and Dan Lippert. Listen exclusively on Stitcher Premium. For a free month, go to stitcher.com/premium, select a monthly plan and enter the promo code ESTATES

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0:00.0	Hey listeners, Matt Besser here. You're about to hear an episode of my new
0:04.2	Stitcher Premium series, A States of Perfection. A techno comedy about the utopian
0:09.9	community of the future where nothing bad ever happens. From the mind of me,
0:14.6	Matt Besser produced by Brett Moore's featuring an all-star cast. If you like what
0:18.8	you hear and want to listen to more, look for a States of Perfection in the Stitcher app.
0:23.0	But for now, enjoy this episode.
0:25.2	Reception area, how may I help you?
0:30.4	Oh excuse me, hi I'm Mark Belner. Is this the office for interviews to get into the States of Perfection?
0:37.2	I don't answer that particular question, but have a seat over there and the informational video can
0:42.4	answer all the questions most normal people have. Thank you so much.
0:46.0	Oh, thanks. Okay, well my wife had an appointment right before me, so...
0:51.4	You can watch the video over there.
0:53.0	Okay, uh, soon this is the right place then.
0:59.7	Welcome to a States of Perfection, where you can live in the most beautiful, comfortable,
1:06.8	and technologically advanced gated community in the world.
1:11.1	Look at all this crazy technology and droid tellers, hologram ponies,
1:18.0	golf clubs with sniper scopes. The Estates of Perfection, notorious for its beautiful grounds,
1:26.0	is known around the world for our colorful water fountains, which dance every night at sundown.
1:32.8	Our upside down snowstorms are available year round upon request.
1:38.2	We're proud of our homegrown geneticists who create our unique pet population,
1:43.7	including the very popular dog and cat hybrids, cogs, and dads.
1:49.0	We're not a sh**.
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