New F. Yorkins. s.4. episode 7.

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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It’s HERE! The July episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS! We’re traveling, we’re tired and WE ARE ON STRIKE!

The Homekins have decided to take Manhattan! Janie tries to swim at a hotel pool. Paul tries to shake seasonal rhinitis with bodega medicine, and together the duo GO TO THE THEATRE, DARLINGS!

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:02.0	There we go!
0:04.0	Here we go!
0:06.0	We're here. I'm sorry.
0:08.0	Hello from New York City.
0:10.0	We're in the fucking Big Apple bitch.
0:12.0	That's right. I'm sorry we called you bitches, but you deserved it.
0:14.0	I didn't say bitches. I said bitches.
0:16.0	Everyone knew what you meant.
0:18.0	Okay, maybe I said bitches, but I meant bitches.
0:22.0	It's fun to say.
0:24.0	Okay, whatever.
0:26.0	We are taking a little trip.
0:28.0	Well, it's a little vacation.
0:30.0	We're taking a little vacation with purpose.
0:32.0	We're using all these credit card points to stay in New York for a few days and see a bunch of theater.
0:38.0	We squandered those goddamn points.
0:40.0	We said, you know, let's get those points and now they're like they like they fell through our fingers like sands through the hourglass.
0:48.0	This is what points are for us.
0:50.0	I like when it's built up and it's there.
0:54.0	We're going to build them back.
0:56.0	And then you just spend them all on one click.
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