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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Race the rudder.
0:02.0	Raise the sales.
0:03.0	Raise the sales!
0:05.0	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching.
0:07.0	Over.
0:08.0	Roger that.
0:09.0	Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?
0:12.0	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
0:15.0	With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more.
0:19.0	Start converting your V2B audience into high-quality leads today.
0:22.3	Spend 200 pounds on your first campaign and get a 200-pound credit for the next one. Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your offer. Terms and conditions apply. Bebe-be-be-be-be-Bee-Bee-Bee. I go B-2Bee-Bee-Bee-Burstay boy. Bebe-be-be-be-B-B-Burth-day boy
0:37.4	Birthday boy
0:39.4	Birthday boy
0:39.4	Birthday boy
0:41.3	Birthday boy I go beep-be-be, longer than your beep-be-be-be-be-birth-day boy.
0:41.3	Birthday boy, birthday boy.
0:43.3	Die, die soon.
0:43.8	Wait, no.
0:45.0	10 more year.
0:47.1	Coma, coma, coma.
0:51.8	No girl, die alone. Die alone.
0:53.5	Shoot my face
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