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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Avocado green mattresses.

0:02.0

I love the environment.

0:03.0

I also like sleeping. And why not do both? And why not do both? And you know what? The weather's cooling down right now. Winter is on its way and we're going to spend more evenings indoors and your home should feel like a sanctuary. Avocado helps you create a natural oasis in your home with an organic mattresses, cozy pillow, soft bedding and thoughtfully designed furniture, Bob. I was going to read the other thing.

0:22.4

Thank you.

0:24.6

Yeah. cozy pillows, soft bedding, and thoughtfully designed furniture, Bob. I wonder what was going to read the other thing.

0:22.4

Thank you.

0:24.8

Avocatum products are carefully constructed with premium materials that are better for you and the planet

0:29.9

with certified organic mattresses, pillows, bedding, and sustainably sourced wood furniture.

0:35.5

You can transform your home into a restorative retreat.

0:38.6

It's time for you to dream better. Look, a lot of people don't realize you spend a lot of your

0:43.1

life in bed sleeping. Why not do it happy, healthily, and make your home homily. Thank you to

0:50.0

avocado green mattress. They sent us one and thank you. It is very, very, very comfortable.

0:54.8

Easy financing options with a firm to make your purchases more accessible.

0:59.1

That's right.

0:59.5

It's going to be better for you and it's better for the planet.

1:01.1

So you've got to head to Avocadogreenmatress.com today to create your natural oasis.

1:05.8

Avocado, dream of better.

1:08.3

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. Yes, he is. I went for a hike today,

1:21.9

and I had to carry my dog up half of the hill. She's getting old. Oh, no. My heart break. It is so funny. She's getting to the point now where she just lays down when she's over it. You know when dogs, like, sit and they just won't get up because you're like, come on, come on. She just lay down in the dirt. I was like, please get up and go. Please, can we go? And then she just looked up.

1:44.3

I was like, I'll pick you. How old is? 36. Wow, that's good. That's really good.

1:49.7

She's going to be nine, I think. So I made the decision. She's an old dog. We have a dog

1:55.1

named Remy. Eyes completely white. You're going to do it, aren't you? And you're going to put her down?

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