I went to the doctor last night.

I know what happened though?

Two nights ago.

Well, I saw it close up. Is their wife beating you? Are you okay? Blink twice? Fuck. Of all people that's talk about their wife beating them. You're the biggest I've ever met. You're king. You get pegged every night. Because I want to. No. That's what they all say. It's sexual assault every night, Dan.

No, you know what it is?

A tear. So we guessed what this was in my eye. My eye got worse. It's called bleatheritis. Blethoritis. How do you get it? Infection of the gland within the eye. Could have been like dirt or whatever got up in my eye. Yeah. And then Bobby touch you.

Bobby touch you.

He's on one today.

You want to fight today?

Yeah, I did.

I miss it.

Yeah.

He said something to me earlier. I had to physically assault him. What do you say? It was something about. Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a lot of nerve, dude. You got a lot of nerve, dude.

I went into the urgent care.

Urgent care took no less than two and a half, three hours to even get in.

And the woman gets in and goes,

who poked you in the eye?

We. into the urgent care, urgent care took no less than two and a half, three hours to even get in.

And the woman gets in and goes, who poked you in the eye? Really? And I said, life. And she goes, oh, that's a good one. And she goes, this looks infected. It actually looks pretty bad. We should get this medicate. This is the worst part when you go to a doctor. She goes, we're going to get you eye drops. You have to do two every four hours, two in your eye, right?

And antibiotics, just general amoxicillin. This is the worst part when you go to a doctor. She goes, we're going to get you eye drops. You have to do two every four hours, two in your eye, right?

And antibiotics, just general amoxicillin or whatever. I go, great, we should knock it right out, right? Like, I've had styes or whatever before. She goes, yeah, we don't want it to spread. And I was like, why would you say that? Well, if it spreads, it can go to your brain.

Whoa.

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