NEW Dopey Tuesday Teaser - Start Your Day Over: Clam Talk, Stroke Scares, and Internet Trolls

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Dopey Patreon—Heart Attack Doug’s back from near death after a Memorial Day TCI (a fancy word for a mini-stroke), and somehow still complaining about how our meeting has too many newcomers. We check in on Ray the Clammer, who’s heading to rehab after a gnarly UTI went septic and scrambled his brain. Doug mocks Ray’s wisdom, I defend him, and we argue about Rule 62 like two idiots in a bagel store. I reflect on red cardinals, muck, and my own weird-ass poetry. Then I go full Reddit meltdown and read the comments tearing apart the Dopey teasers. Ads? Too many. Content? Not enough. Muffin in a Bad Mood? MVP. Also: a change to the teaser format, some Zoom updates, birthday hints, and I close with a raw, homemade track: “I Wanna Be Good So Bad.” Stay strong, Dopey Nation. Fucking toodles for Chris.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another Tuesday episode of a dopey Patreon.
0:24.5	I have my dear friend Heart Attack Doug in the house.
0:26.8	Sure doesn't feel that way, folks.
0:28.3	What do you think about that tune?
0:29.9	I think the tune is awesome.
0:32.7	It seems like everybody's singing out of tune and playing out of tune,
0:34.9	but yet it's beautifully harmonic.
0:35.7	It's just me.
0:37.1	That's all me. So you tracked everything on there. All of it. He is just me. That's all me.
0:39.2	So you tracked everything on there.
0:40.1	All of it.
0:40.8	He is a genius.
0:42.7	I was like, I was like, uh, young.
0:43.0	How old? How old were you?
0:43.5	I was like, uh, using high, probably 13 years ago.
0:47.9	13 years ago, that would make you about 37.
0:50.2	I was, I think, 39, 38.
0:53.8	You're 52 now? No, maybe I was more I think, 39, 38. You're 52 now?
0:54.9	No, maybe I was more like 35.
0:56.4	I'm going to be 51 on Sunday in two days.
0:59.5	Another glorious birthday, folks.
1:00.7	So two days ago, two days ago now.
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