It is Monday, May the 4th, 2026. I am at Joel Pearl, the the jewel pearl dot com on blue sky and it's time to get in

the weeds a marvelous monday a magnificent monday may the fourth be with you monday jeremy lambert is here

and he is ready for a magnificent monday on the main channel because we're back.

And I realized that last night as I was setting up the show.

And I looked at the date and I said,

ah,

we haven't done Maine since the time Sean needed us to do Maine.

And here we are.

We're back.

Yeah,

because the last time we were going to do main overbooked was the main.

So that's right.

Yeah.

I nearly died before the show, Joel.

Joel almost witnessed my death.

I can confirm.

Yes, that's true.

Luckily, you know what?

Honestly, had things been that bad, I would have known who to text.

My mom?

No, no, your wife.

Oh.

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