Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast where we're all about Commander, Dada, and Dad Jokes.

I'm Joey Schultz and I'm joined by my fantastic co-hosts.

Up first, he cannot wait to do the Final Fantasy side quest of catching a

fish here in Magic. It's Matt Morgan. So my partner thinks that I don't give her enough privacy,

or at least that's what she said in her diary. I don't know. Sometimes she's kind of hard to read.

Matt, no, bonunk, bad, bad.

It's only a joke.

I respect privacy.

I go to a different level just to go to the bathroom even.

That's how much I respect privacy.

Oh, my word.

This was so, so silly.

All right.

Up next, he saw that Matt was struggling with that side quest of catching a fish.

So he decided to gift a tapped fish.

It's Dana Roach.

I finally realized why all these billionaires in the U.S. are so obsessed with space travel.

A guillotine doesn't work in zero gravity.

Dana's got a brand new theme to his jokes in 2025, and honestly I'm here for it. This is not intentional. I just happen to do this two weeks, two times in a row. Oh, no. Are you kidding? I go off, King. I absolutely love it. Matt, what is it that we're talking about in this week's episode, bro? So we've finally gotten a chance to look at the bracket system a little bit, see it in execution,

play with it a few times, and we just want to kind of report in our early feedback and see what our first impressions are with the new commander bracket system.

We've even got a little bit of data to share about the distribution of where people are

placing those brackets too.

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