New Charlie Sheen v. Old Charlie Sheen – September 9, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
- The Book of Sheen is out & we miss Tiger Blood Charlie, Tyreek Hill domestic violence accusations, David Lee Roth mid-song stage banter, Corey Feldman’s speaking tour, John Candy: I Like Me documentary, and hot Selena Gomez is allegedly body shamed.
- Drew is hit with AI slop yet again… and again.
- Ben Johnson and the Chicago Bears blew it against former Michigan great JJ McCarthy and the Minnesota Vikings.
- Drew is reading too many YouTube comments.
- Ball hawk Phillies Karen offered $5k for the baseball to say “sorry”.
- Miami Dolphin WR Tyreek Hill accused of some nasty domestic violence against estranged wife.
- Corey Feldman is going on tour with Jerry O’Connell and Wil Wheaton to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Stand By Me.
- We watch David Lee Roth serenade a crowd on his latest tour.
- The last Mission Impossible RULES… even in 2x speed.
- Selena Gomez is HUGE and sounds funny.
- We found a great clip of Chris Farley discussing Cable Guy on Mancow’s Show.
- The Super Bowl Shuffle was a massive hit. The Fridge is somehow still alive and soaked in urine.
- Ryan Reynolds is mean to children. Everyone hates his wife, Blake Lively.
- The John Candy doc is coming out soon on Prime.
- New Charlie Sheen is boring and his documentary comes out tonight. Charlie and Matthew Perry were two peas in a pod. Charlie got liposuction because of a hooker.
- Tori Spelling makes a lot of money. Dean McDermott doesn’t make any.
- Sydney Sweeney is packing on the pounds to win an Oscar. Too bad she cannot act.
- Jonah Hill thinks he’s hot now that he’s lost weight.
- Clint Eastwood movies are overrated. Play Misty For Me has an incredible death scene.
- A 13-year-old psychopath was arrested in Washington with 23 guns.
- Greta Thunberg and her flotilla were “under attack”.
- We leave you with the Cliff Notes Theater version of Million Dollar Baby.
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| 0:00.0 | celebrating 10 years of podcasting is the drew lane show hey what's popping we're in the deals |
| 0:12.1 | the d dot com studios ready to rock and roll another day or a busy busy week as tomorrow |
| 0:18.2 | we're doing a segment on who are these podcasts with Carl. |
| 0:23.1 | And then, of course, we have the show Friday night at the Magic Bag featuring Dave Landau with some stand-up. |
| 0:31.6 | And then the whole shebang. |
| 0:33.7 | A lot of people coming in town for this, too, if you're following what they're doing, Adam doing Adam Bush and let's see who else I think trucker Andy will probably be here |
| 0:41.8 | Lucy and many many more producer Chris oh yeah Chris is of course Chris is coming |
| 0:47.7 | um yeah I'm I leave who am I leave it out I know there's some others some out of towners |
| 0:53.0 | I don't know is Cardiff Electric coming this year I don't know if Cardiff's coming. He didn't answer my DM, I don't think. Oh, is ignoring you? Is Cardiff, is he possibly in a hospital bed being cheered up by Page and Plant? Likely. Because I've been, a lot of people are cheering me up. Actually, let's see, who's cheering me up now? I'm in a hospital bed and Phil Collins for some reason is in the bed with me. What the fuck is that? That's supposed to be Roth. With David Lee Roth screaming in the window. And Howard Stern is playing guitar. So Howard's trying to cheer me and Phil up. I love how you're pushing Phil out of the bed. Well, I don't want to make fucking bed. On top of them, elbow. Why do you look like such shit? It kind of looks like Eddie Van Halen. It doesn't look like me. It looks like me. It looks like kidney or something. Ridiculous. I got your hat on. What kind of camera is that? I don't know, but I love your artwork you don't have hanging on the wall. It's a very sparse room. And then also there's another one where Howard's playing guitar and Paul McCartney's looking in the window. Huh. A very young Paul McCartney. That's true. I look a lot older than Paul. Oh, God, look at you. You brimleyed in that one. Yeah, that's really. I was really not well. But the coolest thing I've seen recently, a lot of these things are coming out. I don't know why. Maybe people are just sharing more things in social media. Phil Collins actually in the hospital again, and he's drawing up a play for Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills. Oh, that's cool. And Josh is in the hospital again and he's drawing up a play for Josh Allen |
| 2:18.4 | the Buffalo Bill's oh that's cool and Josh is in the hospital room in his uniform yeah |
| 2:23.1 | the game's still going on left in the fourth yeah no that's great I think it's really cool that |
| 2:29.8 | Phil would want to get involved but I was Phil watching that TV him. I don't think he's doing much in that picture. |
| 2:36.0 | It looks like Josh is drawing up the play. Maybe he's helping. By the way, we're missing a few players on that play. Oh, yeah, that's a looks like a three-on-three. Yeah, it's five-on-five. Two guys running around. I don't know what's going on there. but they won that game, right? |
| 2:50.7 | They did. |
| 2:51.8 | Whatever you did, good job, Coach Phil. |
| 2:53.8 | And the Vikings won last night. All our |
| 2:55.6 | JJ McCarthy fans, people, I mean, I think he is really larger than even Michigan. A lot of people |
| 3:01.5 | love JJ. And he had a great fourth quarter comeback against the Vikings and a lot of the |
| 3:07.3 | deleted tweets, I I suspect because oh my |
| 3:09.6 | god there were so many tweets about his interception that got returned for a touchdown oh he finally |
| 3:14.4 | got his first touchdown passed to Chicago Bear which was his dream I guess but he got the last laugh |
| 3:20.5 | Vikings got a big win and so division is going to look interesting. I don't really |
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