So it's me and me by myself and I'm doing live action Tomb Raider.

I have my shorts and I'm sneaking around the neighborhood wrestling dogs and I have my

cool wheeled super soakers and I'm winning. I'm doing very I'm like advancing through the

different stages and then I encounter the boss character my wife and she comes out and

it's like put on your like put on your clothes like what are you doing and I'm like I'm doing

my Easter egg hunt because you know I like to do a fantasy Easter egg hunt every year

like before I hide them all and then I'm searching for them like treasure and I can't

believe I missed this one because of course last year the theme was the Grinch. Yes and

uh and that was so so fun that everyone was being a Grinch and all we were all going to

who the hell compete to who was like who was going to be the the best Grinch. Yeah who

was the main Grinch you know and I remember that being one of my favorite Easter egg hunts

of all the ones I've been and it's a fantasy that a lot of people have you know but it did end up

who hasn't imagined I would be the main Grinch if there were a lot of Grinch is in town you know

who honestly show me show me a guy who hasn't imagined that fantasy and I'll show you guys

uh already dead yeah and it is sort of a weirdo and it is a free what's going on and if he's not

daddy should be and I'm not for genocide wiping out entire groups of people but this one you know

it's not racially motivated or anything which no so it doesn't count as that yeah it's not about

religion which I don't know how I feel about that but it is about living and imagining and your

brain being maybe sick if you haven't thought about that so my wife says uh Easter you have to go

to church and I say I don't want to go to church and this is how I do Easter you know like do not

approach me about the way that I celebrate this holiday your your your ritual is every bit as

valid is every bit as important and sacred yes whatever they're doing in some building would have

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