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The Unexpectables

New Car Smell - Fool's Gelt Episode 4

The Unexpectables

Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott

Comedy, Hobbies, Leisure

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 229 minutes

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0:00.0

Lord Captain's Log number two.

0:03.8

We intercepted the last group of tyrannid borders in the navigatorium.

0:08.4

It was a ferocious fight, and we cut down every last Zenos in our way.

0:14.0

But despite our best efforts, a tyrannid synapse warrior slew the navigator of the Fool's

0:20.2

Gelt, Garland Victorian Garrish Noctori.

0:24.9

I was wounded badly, but in the end I avenged the good navigator.

0:31.5

Before he died, he dictated a will that bade us bear his staff to his family on Pell Primus, where his niece

0:40.0

will assume his role. After we held funeral rights for the dead, my retinue separated, learned

0:48.8

of the workings of the fool's geltz crew, and reported back to me on their findings.

0:56.0

The ship badly needs a chirurgeon.

0:59.0

What's more, Holt tells me we're not only lacking in munitions, but the manpower to wield

1:06.0

them.

1:07.0

Jerichus informs me that there is a message of a sort waiting for me an ominous proposition.

1:19.6

Nazgab also appears to have something of a history with Redmar.

1:26.6

Lastly, First Officer Buchanan informs me that this ship has a history with the Cylon family, my family.

1:37.3

This cannot be a coincidence.

1:41.3

But whether it is the will of the Emperor or someone else, one thing remains clear.

1:48.4

We must stop my fleet abyss.

1:54.9

And with that, we jump back into our story.

2:00.4

Connor?

2:02.5

Yes.

2:03.6

I was good.

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