New Baseball Rules
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Spring training is here and the new rules of baseball are in effect
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, yo, how are you, man? I'm great. How about yourself? No problem. Good. You look good. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, thanks, man. Everyone have a good weekend. Yeah. Not bad. Anything eventful happen? Not really. No. It's, uh, it was nice outside of the day. |
| 1:02.0 | I was going to go outside and hit a baseball round which is nice. I was going to say it's, uh, it's beautiful today. It's like what say the 27th. It's almost spring. |
| 1:11.0 | And I thought of you because, uh, what the hell do you call it? It's spring training. Yeah, right? |
| 1:19.0 | There's a lot of talk about it right now because of the new rules in baseball. How long they've been talking about trying to speed up baseball for. |
| 1:27.0 | You know, they finally implemented this stuff. Like it's, it's here. So there's a, there's a pitch clock, right? Yeah. |
| 1:33.0 | They're trying to speed it up, make it a faster. Yeah. Exciting. Okay. Yeah. And they, you know, I saw them interviewing people, which Lazlo, I'm sure you did too, you know, asking them, what do you think of this? |
| 1:42.0 | And of course, they're interviewing people who are watching these spring training games. And I'm guessing that means they're probably pretty big baseball. |
| 1:50.0 | So, you know, they're like, well, I'm not, not in love with it. I kind of like that. I heard one moment. She's like, I like that baseball takes all day. I like it. |
| 1:58.0 | I like it the way that it was. But what I saw and maybe saw this too. So you've got, there's a, there's a pitch clock. It looks like the clock at a football game. |
| 2:07.0 | You can see over there right behind the plate. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 2:10.0 | It's a big game clock. And you can see it going. So if there's no runners on base, they get a certain amount of time. And then if they're 20 and 15, I think. |
| 2:18.0 | Okay. So 15 if there's no runners, 20 if there is a runner on base. But what I saw that I didn't understand it. Maybe you can help. |
| 2:24.0 | There, there was a game. And I think I want to say that it was the Marlins. And, you know, the, the batter's like, all right, that was ball four. He goes to take his base. |
| 2:33.0 | And the ump is yelling at him. No, you're out. Right. Because he be out because of the pitch clock because he the batters have eight seconds to get in. |
| 2:41.0 | Oh, right. The batters have a clock too. So they have a clock. They have like eight seconds. They can step out for eight seconds on that too. |
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